Thursday, November 29, 2007

GIFTS THAT KEEP ON GIVING


Welcome to the first installment of gifts that keep on giving, just in time for the holidays! Wondering what to buy the little Chupacabra in your life? How about a tropical island - disguised as a cell phone!
You heard us correctly, Blackberry has introduced the 8830 World Edition Smartphone for a mere $10.5 million.

A limited-time offer for billionaires, the smartphone comes all inclusive with an island that is an exclusive getaway miles away from any vagrants that could cramp your style! When you break it down, the phone acutally costs $199.99 while the island is a mere $10,499,800.


Of course, we can't all buy islands, I mean there are other ways to completely squander your wealth! So for those of you who are 'less fortunate' we offer Gold Pills! Retailing for a mere $429 U.S. These lovely 24k gold leaf pills can actually be digested to 'INCREASE YOUR SENSE OF SELF WORTH'!
Merry ho ho- except for those of you in Australia....

YOU ARE NOT ALONE


K, remember that movie 'The People Under the Stairs'? With this, whole new worlds of body disposal are possible! If it weren't for the bloody stench... Seriously, we think the design is pretty brillinat and so simple, we wonder why did this take so long to get to market? Congrats to Unicraft Joinery on the invent.

Monday, November 12, 2007